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The Dorktionary 2014 Edition eBook David Gerrold



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This is the 2014 collection of useful additions to the English language—new, but not necessarily improved.

As noted in the first collection, the English language is a cancerous blob, grabbing bits and pieces of everything that comes near. Here is a gathering of words that have sprung up like mushrooms across the lawn of the internet. Toss them into the stew of conversation at your own risk.

Some of these words are new. Others have been purloined from friends, acquaintances, and passing strangers. Many have been donated. Some have been floating around the internet for a while. A few have been blatantly stolen from Facebook sites dedicated to neologisms. (Many thanks to all those who unwittingly participated.)

The Dorktionary 2014 Edition eBook David Gerrold

I picked up my copy today, and have already read it [good thing the boss isn't in, huh?]

It is laugh out loud funny.

There are claims this is "based on" some TV show. Then again, the Washington Post runs a contest every year to make up new words from old. Mark Twain and Will Rogers had great fun with the language. This brief compilation [which can grow as time progresses. Perhaps there will be a service adding addendum every year?] uses words most of us only wish we could have thought up.

It is a shame some are too rectocephalic to understand the Dortionary.

Buy yourself a copy. Give them as gifts. Use the words in everyday conversation [with appropriate credit to their creator of course]

Product details

  • File Size 726 KB
  • Print Length 36 pages
  • Simultaneous Device Usage Unlimited
  • Publisher DG Media (November 23, 2013)
  • Publication Date November 23, 2013
  • Sold by  Digital Services LLC
  • Language English
  • ASIN B00GW5EVJI

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Profoundly funny in the tradition of George Carlin, Bill Cosby, and other great comedians who took their fierce grasp of the English language and gave it their own special twist. Gerrold joins the ranks with his own unique lexicon of terms, proving that he has the written word by the short hairs.
If you love the English language then you will love this book. David Gerrold has compiled and created new words that will immediately become part of your daily vocabulary. He gives us a new words which will make you laugh. Better yet, these are words that you can slip into conversation which will be immediately understood.

As an example Adminisphere (noun) The higher levels of an office bureaucracy. The barrier between you and the administrative level. "His proposal never made it through the adminisphere."

David Gerrold loves the English language (he has over 50 books under his belt) and with this book gives us words that are needed in this rapidly changing world. Buy this!!!
This newest little treatlet from David Gerrold of "The Martian Child" and "The Trouble with Tribbles" fame (for starters) is a funny, wry, cantankerous, whimsical addition to what passes for the English language. Watching it evolve via his Facebook page, including some great crowd-sourced contributions, has been quite the delight. Once again, Gerrold comes through.
An invaluable book for those of us who deal with constitutipated errorists on a daily basis. Make yourself a hairy Nilsson, sit back, and enjoy. Who knew reading a dorktionary could bee so much fun?
David Gerrold is a master of words, as evidenced by his other published works. The Dorktionary is no exception. It is a wonderfully fun collection of words that have been created to fit our times - some originals, some collected from the internet. And it's a must have for navigating social media!
The yawnworthy undearments of a fecebooking antiquaintance

then you can already understand the words in the Dorktionary. You just never realized that the perfect word existed.

The amazing thing is how often these words and their meanings are so completely appropriate, especially on-line where you may find a Facebook ex-"friend" in a snituation.

OK. I couldn't help myself. The word was too perfect.
A great deal of the idiotic terminology I coined back when we were friends and communicated is in this book, so of course I like it. I DID give him permission to use any piece of me that's in there,just like any other source he's encountered in a lifetime of observing life around him.. He's always been a superb writer, even when throwing off sillies like this in lieu of forcing seriousness out of himself all the time. He's shared a lot of himself over the years, and that's a very scary thing for a writer to do. It's why his fiction sucks you in so deeply and why his nonfiction is compelling.

This is worth having, not only for the snickers, giggles and maybe even a belly laugh or two. Some of these terms DESERVE to be popularized, regardless of where they came to him. I'll guarandadgumtee you, it is HIGHLY unlikely he stole any of those terms. He DOES ask if he doesn't come up with them, and if he polishes a word you said to make it's particular bastardization more acute, it gives even the stupids he includes some clever heft.

It's the kind of book you should keep next to your computer if you write, along with the other reference books. Otherwise, keep it next to your bed, and read a word a day to go to sleep laughing.. and that's the best thing you can do even with the most serious and threatening things. It blunts their sharp edges and renders them useless as weapons.
I picked up my copy today, and have already read it [good thing the boss isn't in, huh?]

It is laugh out loud funny.

There are claims this is "based on" some TV show. Then again, the Washington Post runs a contest every year to make up new words from old. Mark Twain and Will Rogers had great fun with the language. This brief compilation [which can grow as time progresses. Perhaps there will be a service adding addendum every year?] uses words most of us only wish we could have thought up.

It is a shame some are too rectocephalic to understand the Dortionary.

Buy yourself a copy. Give them as gifts. Use the words in everyday conversation [with appropriate credit to their creator of course]
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